A Cigar-Capped New Year

As the old year puffs out in a cloud of smoke,
We gather ‘round, sharing laughs and a joke.
With cigars in hand, we take a deep drag,
Here’s to blowing away all the year’s little drags.

With each little puff, we embrace the new fate,
No resolutions—just cigars and a plate!
Let’s toast to the moments that made us all grin,
And to those questionable outfits we dared to be in.

We’ll light up our sticks with a flick and a spark,
Trading wild stories until it gets dark.
The smoke will curl high, dance around like a dream,
As we plot out the foolish adventures we’ll scheme.

Let’s leave behind worries and all of our strife,
And add a few laughs to our cigar-filled life.
May the ash be as short as our patience with diets,
And may our cigars burn like the joy that ignites us.

So here’s to the friendships, the laughs, and the cheer,
To flavors of tobacco—let’s order a beer!
Wishing you all a year full of fun,
With cigars, good times, and adventures—let’s run!

Happy New Year, dear friends, let’s take it all in,
Just remember: It’s not smoke if we all keep it thin!
So light up your cigars as we bid this year adieu,
May your puffs be delightful, and your hangovers few!